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Open the Door

3/2/2015

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Open the Door! 





Have you ever been so excited to see an old friend or relative that when they came to the door you forgot to open it? That is exactly what happened to Peter.

13 And as Peter knocked at the door of the gate, a damsel came to hearken, named Rhoda.
14 And when she knew Peter’s voice, she opened not the gate for gladness, but ran in, and told how Peter stood before the gate.

(Acts 12:13–14)

The next time that happens, don’t forget to let them in.


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