Farting is an embarrassing body function one cannot ignore. To find flatulents mentioned in Holy Writ, is also surprisingly funny. This verse is one of three.
My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war.
Jeremiah 4:19
Some groups love to use the “farting Scriptures” for their chili cook-offs. To find the other funny flatulent verses go to pages 271-272 in Those Funny Scriptures.
My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war.
Jeremiah 4:19
Some groups love to use the “farting Scriptures” for their chili cook-offs. To find the other funny flatulent verses go to pages 271-272 in Those Funny Scriptures.