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Emoticons

6/28/2013

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When Christ comes again, it will be the “great and dreadful day of the Lord” (Malachi 4:5). Will we be smiling or frowning when He comes? Matthew gives us his answer with an emoticon at the end of the verse. 

When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
Matthew 24:15

From Those Funny Scriptures page 329


Another fun emoticon "the wink" is found in Colossians 2:22
Which all are to perish with the using;) after the commandments and doctrines of men?

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Touch Not, Taste Not, Handle Not

6/25/2013

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A preacher speaking to a congregation of single adults quoted this scripture as advice for dating.

(Touch not; taste not; handle not;
(New Testament | Colossians 2:21) KJV

This advice also works when you are cooking!
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The Best Man Marries the Bride!

6/18/2013

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The story of Samson has many valuable messages and some funny firsts in scripture. Samson was the first recorded person to both call his bride a heifer and then lose her to the best man!

And the men of the city said unto him on the seventh day before the sun went down, What is sweeter than honey? and what is stronger than a lion? And he said unto them, If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle.   Judges 14:18

But Samson's wife was given to his companion, whom he had used as his friend.  Judges 14:20

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How Long Should a Honeymoon Be?

6/13/2013

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How long should a honeymoon be: a week, two weeks, a month? 
Many depression era parents had just a short honeymoon because times were tough and money was scarce. 
The Bible gives us the length a honeymoon should be as one year!


When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken.
Deuteronomy 24:5


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William Shakespeare

6/8/2013

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William Shakespeare, considered thee most prolific and inspirational writer outside Scripture the world has ever known, has his name in the Bible.

While translating the Bible into English, the translators (as historical rumors have it) wanted to do something special for this most profound writers forty sixth birthday. What they did was to place “Shake” forty six words from the beginning and “Spear” forty six words from the end of the forty sixth chapter of Psalms.

What do you think about this great writers name in Scripture?

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Bored to Death

6/3/2013

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My favorite "Funny" Scripture is the "Board to Death" account by Paul.

And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead.
Acts 20:9


Who else could bore someone to death after preaching all-night, and bring him back to life, then go back to preaching? (See Acts 20:10-12)

Why did Paul go back to preaching?
When you discover why his message was so important that he went back to preaching, you will want to share it.

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