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Easter

4/18/2014

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“Easter” break, known in the distant past, now removed by the phrase “spring break” has become forgotten. Surprisingly “Easter” has only one reference in all Scripture, found in Acts 12:4

Easter is a glorious time of the year. Cultures worldwide celebrate this time of year. Christians know it as: the Passover, the Savior’s crucifixion, resurrection and the real season of His birth. Spring is the start of the New Year, the dawning of life, a representation of Christ’s rising from death in the resurrection.

This year the Church I love brings a sacred Easter gift, in this short video.  


http://easter.mormon.org/
Mormon.org/BecauseofHim

May we remember the choice gifts of our Savior this Easter by remembering Jesus Christ.

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Hotel California

4/1/2014

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Hotel California

Did the idea for Hotel California come from the Bible? 


The Biblical reference. 

13 A foolish woman is clamourous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
14 For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the high places of the city,
15 To call passengers who go right on their ways:
16 Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him,
17 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
18 But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.

Proverbs 9:13 - 18 


“Hotel California” 
Written by Don Felder / Don Henley / Glenn Frey
(Fingers Music / Red Cloud Music, ASCAP) 1976 Elektra / Asylum Records.

Made famous by the Eagles.

“On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
‘this could be heaven or this could be hell’

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say . . .

Welcome to the hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the captain,
‘please bring me my wine’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say . . .

Welcome to the hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!”



What to look for.
13 A foolish woman is clamourous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
14 For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the high places of the city,
15 To call passengers who go right on their ways:
16 Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him,
17 Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
18 But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell.

Proverbs 9:13 - 18

Is this an April-fools?
You decide . . .


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