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The Phone

11/5/2013

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The Lord Uses the Phone


After goading a niece on Facebook into giving us a call these scriptures about the Lord using the phone came to mind.

16 I called my servant, and he gave me no answer; I entreated him with my mouth.
(Job 19:16)

6 I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself, and was gone: my soul failed when he spake: I sought him, but I could not find him; I called him, but he gave me no answer.
(Song of Solomon 5:6)

2 Wherefore, when I came, was there no man? when I called, was there none to answer? Is my hand shortened at all, that it cannot redeem? or have I no power to deliver? behold, at my rebuke I dry up the sea, I make the rivers a wilderness: their fish stinketh, because there is no water, and dieth for thirst.  (Isaiah 50:2)

67 When I called again there was none of you to answer; yet my arm was not shortened at all that I could not redeem, neither my power to deliver.  (Doctrine and Covenants 133:67)

Enjoy other “phone” Scriptures found in: Isaiah 65:12, 66:4, and 2Nephi 7:2   


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